In hopes of catching any Google searches and such:
Start of School. When School begins. New school year. Back to School.
Okay, to the news flash–school is IN, people. It’s happening RIGHT NOW. If your offspring is still loafing out back in his cut-offs and blown-out sneaks, run him through Target and get him some supplies and get your butt to the nearest school.
Yes, this rant was inspired by a lady who registered her sixth grader today. Thirty-six (?) days into the school year, he is attending school for the first time.
They’ve been busy.
Yes, I’m still sick. I was kind and Christian and professional and did not breathe on her. Besides, she’d give it to the kid, then call him in sick for the next week.