A Day in E-Mail

An actal e-mail exchange, edited only for privacy and odd paragraph breaks. Yes, he had his problems, and we had some rough times. But he didn’t deserve to die!

cyborgs are real they invented a diviice that can hook into the brain and give internet access tectv says its been done to 2 ppl

Well, if you consider artificial hearts, they’ve been doing it for years–gack! don’t ever use a listerine breath strip and then take a sip of coffee!!!!

Btw, we need to treat the car again, it’s getting worse. Try to remember as soon as I get home.

glad to see u made to work ok and guss your right one butten email is cool


Yep. I’m not getting much done, though. I hate when I come in and it says my mailbox
is over its size limit! I have to waste time figuring out what to delete.

BTW, now I know why you can stand that strong-ass coffee you like to make. How many pounds of sugar do you put in each cup? 😉

not very much back from bookmans

I wondered where you went. What did you get?

tom clancys rainbow six

Cool! I hope you enjoy it. (I hope it RUNS!) Know what I forgot today?

what did u for get today BTW did jenny like her clothes

I haven’t seen Jenny yet. She’s marked absent. I’m hoping it’s not true, but it probably is. Mrs Moreland isn’t wrong very often.

I forgot to bring my pictures in!

im back from scooter ride how is work (vent away)

::sigh:: Seems like no one in this school but me can figure out who’s who. Everybody comes to me with questions like “do you know an Antonio in the 7th grade?” and “which Jasmine is in Ms ___’s 8th period?” I like being the person who can track it down, but all this takes me away from the stuff I HAVE to get done…

Blah. I really need to start staying later, and I don’t want to!

u can stay late if u need to any thins else u want to vent??

I haven’t gotten any flowers yet.

no ill call


okay.

they seem to have lost the ordor im going down there to show them the rescite

::sigh:: Make sure you hold onto it to show me…

they mucked up they say they will fix the prob and double the buckay


today?


yes


cool. How’s Rainbow 6?

its pretty fun

Hurray! Finally, a game that works!

Did you know I love you?

i love u to u going to stay late?

I don’t know for sure. I’ll play it by ear. How are you doing? Have you managed to do the living room in all the running around and fun games and all? How about the science experiment?

liveing room clean doing other stuff to

Cool. I was really stressed at how bad it got this weekend. I’ve got a ton of kids to drop, guess I better get on that now.

im sorry i sold the dvd player but i got a job inter viwe at jack in the box tomrro im really sorry intel i get us a nother dvd player u can use my computer any time u want

Damn it, Chris! WHY?

And you said you’d have the job interview TODAY.

What the hell?

it just got pushed back

WHY DID YOU SELL THE DVD?

im sorry ineeded stuff but i did throght it away i did not use any of it

So you sold it for nothing? That’s better than if you did it, but I have to just take your word for it you did it. Remember what I told you last time? You sold it again. So I guess I have to call my brother and have him cancel the Netflix. Thanks a hell of a lot, I never got to watch one single Babylon 5!

kd do not cancle net fliks i called radio shack and the cable is 5$

So? Why should I invest one more dime into this? You’re the only one who gets movies anyway, for the most part! And how long a cable? How many more damn cords running around the
living room to trip people up and start fires? Matter of fact, tell me why I shouldn’t just kick you the hell out today. You PROMISED–again!–you were done selling shit

im really sorry i need to get tharpy im going to call cope

Yeah, another damn promise. You won’t go, just like you don’t do anything else you say you’re going to. What am I supposed to do, spend my life buying shit for you to sell? How fricking many DVD players have I bought now? One given, and then what, three? Four? If three, that’s $120
you’ve stolen from me and Hope. WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

grupe is at 2:00 of fri i am going to go

We’ll see. I’m willing to come home (when I get my work done) but I’m really, incredibly upset, so I can’t promise not to yell or anything

i under stand

My head hurts now. Damn it, why do you do this to me?

om going to make it up to u

::snarl::

u have every right to be up set

I’m not even going to answer that.

im really sorry

Like I said, you always are.

My internet radio station is playing “Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” and instead of enjoying it, I want to kick the computer. Why do you do this to me?

im a iddeoit for somr reason i sub concshesly i want to hirt u thats
is y im going to try thearpy

I’ve heard these promises before.

i know

It’s 4:24, and I still have no flowers. Something you want to tell me?

ill call agen i did buy flowers

I hope so, because I think I’m too angry to take one more disappointment today.


ok love u

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