Hey, it’s his birthday–let’s haul out the old skeletons, see if we can get some attention.
Bastards. Guess what, folks. I don’t give a damn if Doctor Martin Luther King Junior had an affair. I still say he was right about civil rights, and I honor his memory. And I won’t buy your book just because you published it at the right time of year to get lots of attention.
*does Japanese gesture of pulling one eye down and sticking out tongue*Â so–Be-dah!
Hmm, maybe I’ve been watching too much anime.
Yeah, like that’s possible.