Why don’t I have all the no-shows dropped? Umm…because today is the tenth day, and we have to have ten full days of absence before we can do it?
Besides, I don’t know who all of them are. See, since our little last-minute shuffling act meant that more than half the teachers didn’t have computer access the first week, and most of them haven’t gone back to do it, nor looked over my emailed list…I just don’t know.
No, they’re not lazy. They’re just trying to keep up with the changes, like the rest of us.
Writing? No, I haven’t done any writing. That’s for people with actual lives. Right?