Paper penis costumes. I kid you not.
Squid slash. Or perhaps masturbation. But males are getting inseminated, down there in the dark depths.
Carnivorous squirrels.
Caffeinated soap. That, my friends, is brilliant.
Giant Spider Attacks Liverpool! Film at 11! No, wait…film now.
Virgin shark birth. No, really.
Yeah, that’s enough for tonight. NaNo planning proceeds, and my money flies away as fast as I can earn it. Maybe faster. Not sure yet.
But who wants to hear about that?
So, I leave you with…fainting goats.