Petition to Abolish Monday Mornings

or at least, the necessity of getting out of bed on Monday mornings.

I don’t understand how this hasn’t happened yet. I know y’all support this, right? I’d think it was one thing all people could unite behind.

Somebody start a petition. I’d do it, but I’m trying to prop my eyes open with these toothpicks.

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